Chipotle Planning First Location In Mexico
Chipotle has announced plans to expand into Mexico, sharing that their first restaurant will open early next year. What do you think? “Makes sense, Mexican food is big down there.” Mary North, Book Inscriber “Great, I’ll finally be able to give restaurant recommendations in Mexico.” Shawn Owen, Torrent Deleter “I’m surprised they hadn’t tried to […]
RFK Jr. Starts National Registry Of Introverts Who Sometimes Get Social Anxiety
WASHINGTON—Promising to use all of his power as health secretary to find a cure for the condition, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly directed the National Institutes of Health on Friday to create a registry of U.S. introverts who sometimes get social anxiety. “When I was younger, there were never people who liked to spend time […]
Federal Regulators Hold Celebratory Seatbelt-Cutting Ceremony
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Prison Guards Burn Another Pile Of Used Underwear Sent To Luigi Mangione
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What To Know About The Real ID Deadline
Beginning May 7, Americans will not be able to go through airport security or enter federal buildings without Real ID. The Onion shares everything you need to know about Real ID amid the looming deadline. Q: What am I required to do to obtain a Real ID? A: Way, way too much. Q: Do I […]