Major Power Outage Knocks Out Electricity For Spain, Portugal
A blackout brought much of Spain and Portugal to a standstill, halting subway and railway trains, cutting phone service, and shutting down traffic lights and ATMs for millions of people across the Iberian Peninsula. What do you think? “This could seriously impede their 15-hour workweek.” Ron Hoffmann, Systems Analyst “It breaks my heart to think […]
Sleep Experts Suggest Cutting Back On God’s Light Before Bed
ITHACA, NY—In an effort to help Americans get a better night’s rest, sleep experts from Cornell University issued a recommendation Wednesday to cut back on God’s light before bed. “The Lord’s divine grace can put the body into a state of religious excitement, so we typically suggest avoiding His holy light for two hours before […]
Anderson Cooper Undergoes Cosmetic Surgery To Look Even More Concerned
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International Sarcasm
“Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life,” my boss told me.“Well it got me to the ‘International Sarcasm’ finals in Santiago, Chile in 2009,” I informed him.“Really?” he asked.“No,” I said. Joke of the day – International Sarcasm is the best Joke for Thursday, 01 May 2025 from site A joke a day – International […]