Study Finds Ozempic May Reduce Signs Of Fatty Liver Disease
A study in The New England Journal Of Medicine found that semaglutides, such as Ozempic and Wegovy, may help treat fatty liver disease, pointing to yet another potential use for these popular weight-loss drugs. What do you think? “What about my other piece-of-shit organs?” Jane LeClair, Age Guesser “My liver’s gonna have abs!” Mike Reina, […]
‘GTA VI’ Delayed Until Developers Get Grades Up
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND—Scolding thousands of employees for letting themselves become distracted from their schooling, Rockstar Games announced Friday that Grand Theft Auto VI would be delayed until the studio’s developers got their grades up. “We understand how much our team wants to release a painstakingly crafted Vice City into the world, but there’s just no way […]
Trump Revokes PBS Funding After Antique Grandfather Clock Receives Meager Appraisal
WASHINGTON—Signing the executive order just minutes after storming off the set, President Donald Trump revoked federal funding for PBS this week after his grandfather clock reportedly received a lower-than-expected Antiques Roadshow appraisal. “For Christ’s sake, $2,500?” said a visibly flabbergasted Trump, who appeared to grow more and more irate as the appraiser explained that the […]
Jordon Hudson Inducted Into NFL Hall Of Fame
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