UK Trip Results
After a vacation in London, a couple had a little chat…Husband: How should I get rid of the British Pounds I brought back?Wife: Take them to a bank and covert them to dollars.Husband: I’m not sure they’ll do that. I think I just need to eat less and walk more. Joke of the day – […]
AI Version Of Dead Arizona Man Addresses Killer During Sentencing
The killer of an Arizona man was sentenced to over 10 years behind bars after his victim spoke to the court via artificial intelligence in what could be the first-of-its-kind use of the technology. What do you think? “That’s one hell of a surprise witness.” Tim Roetman, Unemployed “This is exactly why I’ve pre-recorded my […]
Man Can’t Believe He Has To Download Stupid App Just To Bribe President
MIAMI—Groaning as he scrolled through the terms and conditions and agreed to hold the platform harmless in the event of a financial loss, local man Ben Tormos told reporters Monday that he couldn’t believe he had to download a stupid app just to bribe the president. “Why can’t bribing the president be as straightforward as […]
48 Hours In Starbase
Starbase, home to SpaceX’s private launch site, has voted to become an official Texas city. The Onion shares the perfect two-day itinerary for Starbase tourists. Day One 9:30 a.m. Get started at the visitor center From the airport, head straight to the Starbase Visitor Center, where you can book tours, buy souvenirs, and pick up […]