Grade School’s Gifted Program Admits Kids Who Can Emotionally Handle Time Away From iPad
NASHUA, NH—Providing enrichment activities for students with abilities that set them apart from their peers, the gifted program at Middlebrook Elementary only admits kids who can emotionally handle time away from their iPads, school officials confirmed Tuesday. “Our gifted and talented program is an elite option that is definitely not for everyone,” said principal Terri […]
Artist Profile: Gracie Abrams
Singer-songwriter Gracie Abrams is currently touring to promote her album The Secret Of Us. Here is everything you need to know about the artist. Genre: Treadmill cooldown Image: Girl next door in a gated community Hair Color: Bob Most Famous Relative: 2013 Toledo Chili Cook-Off winner Paulie Abrams Lyrical Themes: Rebelling against au pair Birthday […]
Kim Kardashian Graduates Law School
Kim Kardashian announced that she has completed her law program after six years of legal studies, with her sister Khloé sharing photos of the private ceremony on her Instagram story. What do you think? “Well now she’s definitely out of my league.” Tony Chavez, Vintage Typographer “I could use a lawyer who takes the spotlight […]
Drug Smuggling Cat Caught In Costa Rica
Costa Rican prison guards intercepted a black-and-white cat carrying over 230 grams of marijuana and 67 grams of crack cocaine in two packages, the drugs having been taped to its body. What do you think? “This is why prison guards need to carry spray bottles.” Pedro Coron, Tombstone Polisher “You can buy them the fanciest […]
Owner Gives Detailed Preamble For Why Dog Named Mr. Dog
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Kohler Doing Damage Control After CEO Admits He Never Uses Toilets
KOHLER, WI—Rushing out a statement to reaffirm the executive’s love and respect for the company’s signature plumbing product, Kohler was reportedly doing damage control Tuesday after CEO K. David Kohler admitted to the press that he never uses toilets. “David wouldn’t be in this business if he didn’t believe in toilets,” said Kohler assistant director […]
Spring Cleaning
I’m not a fan of spring cleaning. Let’s be honest, I’m not into summer, fall, or winter cleaning either. Joke of the day – Spring Cleaning is the best Joke for Tuesday, 27 May 2025 from site A joke a day – Spring Cleaning. Funny joke of the day is carefully selected joke. Goal is […]