Rusted Qatari Plane Sitting On Blocks On White House Lawn
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U.K. To Chemically Castrate Sex Offenders
The British government will use medication to suppress the libidos of sex offenders as part of a package of measures meant to reduce the risk of reoffending and alleviate overcrowding in the prison system. What do you think? “And yet good, law-abiding citizens still have to pay for their own castrations?” Tiffany Becker, Routine Establisher […]
213 Killed In How Do You Pronounce That?
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‘You On The Apps?’ Heralds Beginning Of World’s Bleakest Conversation
LOS ALAMOS, NM—The four words presaging even grimmer dialogue to come, the phrase “you on the apps?” reportedly heralded the beginning of the world’s bleakest conversation, sources reported Tuesday. Several reports indicated that the already dire back-and-forth was further cemented as among the most depressing ever once the speaker followed up with a question about […]