Study Finds Weed Use Linked To Early Heart Disease
A study found that healthy people who regularly smoked marijuana or consumed THC-laced edibles showed signs of early cardiovascular disease similar to tobacco smokers. What do you think? “Sounds like the scientists were just having a panic attack.” Robby Hoagland, Systems Analyst “Good thing I switched to bath salts.” Laura Pearcy, Knickknack Duster “Fine, I’ll […]
Guise And Dolls
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Hair Loss: Myth Vs. Fact
An estimated 80 million Americans suffer from hair loss, including thinning and male pattern baldness. The Onion examines the myths and facts surrounding hair loss. MYTH: Genetics are the main cause of hair loss. FACT: Hair loss is most commonly caused by standing too close to an open flame. MYTH: Hair loss is permanent. FACT: […]
Novelty Car Horn Playing ‘La Cucaracha’ Sends Stephen Miller Into Dissociative Fugue State
WASHINGTON—Causing the White House deputy chief of staff to experience intense psychological distress, a novelty car horn playing “La Cucaracha” reportedly sent Stephen Miller into a dissociative fugue state Friday. “I saw him walking down the street when the horn sounded, and he froze in place for a full minute and then began shaking all […]
Suit Yourself
The owner of the tuxedo store kept hovering over me when i was browsing, so I asked him to leave me alone. He said, “Fine, suit yourself.” Joke of the day – Suit Yourself is the best Joke for Friday, 30 May 2025 from site A joke a day – Suit Yourself. Funny joke of […]