Iran Cracks Down On Pet Dogs
Iranian officials expanded a ban on dog walking to a swathe of cities across the country, with authorities calling dogs “unclean” and claiming they symbolize a legacy of Western cultural influence. What do you think? “No it’s ok, my dog is friendly.” Jared Verbica, Museum Duster “A viewing of Air Bud would surely change things.” […]
Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
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Interactive Planetarium Exhibit Offers Guests Chance To Touch Live Protostar
CHICAGO—In what the museum touted as a rare hands-on opportunity for the public to learn about the universe, the Adler Planetarium opened a new interactive exhibit Tuesday that offers guests the chance to touch a live protostar. “A lot of people in the city have never had the experience of seeing a real protostar up close, […]
Bloated Supreme Court Rules They Ate Too Many Shrimp
WASHINGTON—In a landmark decision opposed only by Justice Neil Gorsuch, who advocated for at least one more serving of the “tasty little crustaceans,” a bloated and moaning Supreme Court ruled Friday that they had eaten too many shrimp. “The court holds that we as a judicial body have consumed far more shrimp than anyone could […]
Menendez Brothers Receive Stars On Hollywood Walk Of Fame
LOS ANGELES—In recognition of their outstanding contributions to the true crime genre, convicted killers Lyle and Erik Menendez were honored this week with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. “The Menendez brothers have truly set the standard for aspiring murderers everywhere,” Monsters showrunner Ryan Murphy said in a speech noting that the duo’s local […]
An Uptight Diagnosis
My doctor’s diagnosis was that I have high blood pressure.I took that diagnosis with a grain of salt. Joke of the day – An Uptight Diagnosis is the best Joke for Friday, 13 June 2025 from site A joke a day – An Uptight Diagnosis. Funny joke of the day is carefully selected joke. Goal […]
U.K. Bans Ninja Swords
The U.K. banned the possession of ninja swords in a bid to curb what it has called a “national knife crime crisis,” carrying a penalty of up to six months in jail for the possession of one. What do you think? “Leaving them defenseless against the return of the Tokugawa shogunate?” Joy Tenberg, Wildlife Promoter […]