Study Finds Tiny Nose Robots Can Be Used To Clean Sinuses
Researchers in China claim that swarms of medical nano-robots the size of a speck of dust could someday be used to clean out infected human sinuses after successfully testing the technology in the nasal cavities of animals. What do you think? “Finally, a simple alternative to Kleenex.” Laura Cunningham, Systems Analyst “Any chance they can […]
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Lorde
New Zealand singer-songwriter Lorde has released Virgin, her fourth studio album. The Onion sat down with the artist to discuss identity, inspiration, and what’s next. The Onion: How has your music evolved as you’ve gotten older? Lorde: When I was younger I was really intimidated by the black keys on the piano, but now I […]
ICE Has Gall To Leave Raided Restaurant Negative Review
SAN DIEGO—Following a surprise restaurant raid Friday in which dozens of employees were taken into custody, witnesses reported that on top of everything else, the Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents responsible for the violent arrests had the gall to leave a negative review. “It takes a lot of nerve to complain about slow service after […]