Van Horne married Blythewood Saturday, turning his bewitched household appliances back into humans.
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Sabrina Carpenter Undergoes State-Mandated Lobotomy To Cure Nymphomania
June 20, 2025
LOS ANGELES—Confirming that doctors had performed the procedure successfully, sources reported Friday that Sabrina Carpenter had undergone a state-mandated lobotomy to cure her medically diagnosed
