Costa Rican prison guards intercepted a black-and-white cat carrying over 230 grams of marijuana and 67 grams of crack cocaine in two packages, the drugs having been taped to its body. What do you think?
“This is why prison guards need to carry spray bottles.”
Pedro Coron, Tombstone Polisher
“You can buy them the fanciest toys, and they’ll still just want to play with 67 grams of crack.”
Lila DeYoung, Lipstick Namer
“I didn’t know cats could be useful.”
Norman Schwanbeck, Iguana Groomer
