A 200-year-old illustrated condom will go on display with Dutch golden age masters in Amsterdam, after the 19th-century “luxury souvenir” became the first-ever contraceptive sheath to be added to the Rijksmuseum’s art collection. What do you think?

“Finally, art that I understand.”
Robert Halvarson, Groundhog Displacer

“My kid could make that.”
Sonya Jung, Cupcake Critic

“The ‘it’s gross to cum in a sheep’s appendix’ crowd owes me a big apology.”
Harold Poe, Fabric Historian