COLUMBUS, OH—Locked into a steely focus while readying himself for the task at hand, area IT support specialist Jeff Miller reportedly prepared to address a tech issue Thursday by slipping on his carpal tunnel braces with the calm of a soldier prepared to die in battle. “Okay, let me take a look,” Miller said in a measured-yet-intense murmur, taking a sip of lukewarm coffee as if it might be his last and slipping on the braces with the stone-cold, unfeeling disposition of a grizzled veteran, his furrowed brow suggesting he was prepared to make any sacrifice in his attempt to troubleshoot the tech issue before him while preventing strain to his wrists. “I think I know what the issue is, but I’m just going to try a couple things. Shouldn’t take too long.” At press time, sources reported that Miller had collapsed and called out desperately for a medic after developing a cramp in the ring finger of his right hand.
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