It’s happily ever after for Abbott and Stephens, who wed in a farmhouse upstate right where they usually do the chicken sexing.
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Cannes Bans Nudity On Red Carpet
May 16, 2025
Cannes Film Festival issued an updated red carpet dress code that effectively bans full nudity and “voluminous” ensembles, citing “decency reasons.” What do you think?