LOS ANGELES—Faced with criticism after posting the suggestive cover of her forthcoming album Man’s Best Friend, pop star Sabrina Carpenter released a statement Monday assuring her fans that Daddy will punish her over it. “To any of my fans who were offended by the provocative album artwork, please know that I will be appropriately disciplined by Daddy for being a bad, bad girl,” said the 26-year-old “Espresso” singer, sharing that Daddy had already threatened to lock her in the naughty cage and throw away the key. “Daddy gets very angry with me when I disobey his orders not to engage in PR stunts, but I just couldn’t help myself, and I deserve to be spanked. I hope the young girls who look up to me know that misbehaving leads to a lesson from Daddy using the flogger. I promise it won’t happen again without Daddy’s permission.” At press time, Carpenter confirmed she was getting excited just thinking about begging for Daddy’s forgiveness.
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