A study found that healthy people who regularly smoked marijuana or consumed THC-laced edibles showed signs of early cardiovascular disease similar to tobacco smokers. What do you think?

“Sounds like the scientists were just having a panic attack.”
Robby Hoagland, Systems Analyst

“Good thing I switched to bath salts.”
Laura Pearcy, Knickknack Duster

“Fine, I’ll stop deep-frying my blunts.”
David Kronforst, Mustard Replenisher