Cardinal Passed Over For Pope Devoted Life To God For Nothing
VATICAN CITY—Angrily stomping on his vestments and throwing his zucchetto
May 9, 2025
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Dad Impressed By How Easily New Lawn Mower Tore Through Son’s Leg
DANBURY, CT—Expressing immense satisfaction with the recently purchased device’s performance,
May 9, 2025
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2nd Grader Orders 70,000 Lollipops On Amazon
A Kentucky mom is speaking out after her 8-year-old son
May 9, 2025
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Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope
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May 9, 2025
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God Loses $400 Betting On Cardinal Tagle
THE HEAVENS—Cursing aloud the moment news of Leo XIV’s election
May 8, 2025
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Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
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May 8, 2025
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Nervous Man Introduces Date To His Hives
TORONTO—Admitting that he had butterflies in anticipation, local man Greg
May 8, 2025
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Archaeologists Uncover Embarrassing Egyptian Rockabilly Dynasty
CAIRO—In what many are calling the most cringe discovery of
May 8, 2025
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