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Owner Of D.C. Doggy Daycare Worried Her Military Parade Float Sticking Out
WASHINGTON—Growing increasingly concerned as she peered around at the marching troops, towed artillery, and self-propelled howitzers, local D.C. doggy daycare owner Frieda Shaw told reporters